"OH so this is my fault now? I'm not the one who got kidnapped by midgets....TWICE! You were caught by people a third of your size! What kind of two fisted explorer are you anyway?! And you got something against RIGHT? Huh? Okay...FINE...we'll go left. Will that make you happy? LEFT. Look! I'm going left. Any other requests? Or is that the only one LEFT on your mind?"